The second hand market for these tells you something is still missing from the streaming services of today.

Sixteen years. Nothing else here comes close.

First console, beginning of a long love affaire with Nintendo games, Smash, and joint hypermobility.

Favourites: Super Mario Sunshine, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario Kart Double Dash, Luigi's Mansion.

Hands down the best portable console I ever played with. Incredible choice of game, ridiculously efficient dual-screen form factor. It had everything.

Favourites: Ace Attorney Saga, Mario 64 DS, Animal Crossing Wild World.

The 1st serious console. I don't think I've loved a controller as much as this one. Played my 1st indie games on it.

Favourites: CoD Modern Warfare 2, Mass Effect (1-3), Devil May Cry 4, Halo 3, Bayonetta, Civilization Revolution, Braid Fez, Super Meat Boy, Mirror's Edge, Left 4 Dead 2,

I poured more hours into Mario Kart 8 Deluxe than possibly any other game I played. Accumulated many games and realized I couldn't play as much as before.

Favourites: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Zelda ToTK, Katana Zero, Thumper, Splatoon 3.

Loved the Jon Bois web-book, needed a good mug. I broke one and bought another.

Love it to pieces even though the Fn and CTRL key are reversed. Yep, it's on Windows. No, it really doesn't matter.

Low profile, feels like a laptop keyboard. No wrist rest, which means it can sit right at the edge of the desk and my wrists hang off into the void. Most comfortable position I have found. Undefeated champion.

Wanted to experiment with remappings and this works quite well. Took inspiration from this article

Feels silky smooth, and nice to hold something vertically.

Love it. The buttons are really useful when reading with one hand, like in the subway. Would love to upgrade to a snappier chip for quicker page loading but all new models have colour, which I care for.

For writing on. No frontlight, which is the one thing I would change, but backlit models have colour which I have no use for.

The lock is great to attach the bag to a chair or a table while at a bar, then go off to the bathroom without worrying about your stuff.

Ol'reliable.

They look dashing. The new models are too bland.

Nice addition to my collection. Surprisingly warm.

This does not taste remotely like real Pesto but the brainiacs down at Barilla invented something far better.

The XXIst century brought in a cornucopia of high-quality goods. Eating pasta this good makes me genuinely grateful

Reliable way of making strong coffee. This is the densest object I possess. Feels great to operate, I love feeling its weight.

That's why he's the goat, the goat.